I Will Kill, Well, Maybe Seriously Maim

For the love of God, Tim McCarver needs to shut up.

I realize he's just crazy, so I don't know what Joe Buck's excuse is. How many freaking ways can they repeat themselves? First we had the "Jason Varitek is using his thumb, that means Matsuzaka has more than 4 pitches," inanity. Then it was the "Three days vs five days rest for Beckett" stupidity that went on for ten minutes and was totally pointless since they also acknowledge Terry Francona is pretty committed to putting Wake in for game 4.

It's just moronic. And what bugs me the most is the way every announcer who's not from New England favors the other team, in this case the Indians. They're talking about the Sox like they're dead and gone. They're losing Game three by 2 freaking runs. They're not over and out. They had the greatest comeback in history in 2004 and let's not forget some of the miracles they've pulled off the season, including the Mother's Day game, Curt Schilling's near no hitter, and all those other amazing come from behind moments that make the Red Sox so alternately wonderful and hugely frustrating.

As long as Gagme doesn't get into this game, my heart rate will stay steady. That guy is such a loser. He makes me so damn nauseous I literally turn green. Not a good color for me, clashes with the freckles.